Do knot disturb.
My Bebo.
Bebo.
Do knot disturb.
Mary!
Mangu, don't. Leave me.
You mean, Don't leave me? I'll never leave you. Come on.
Mangu, don't. Go away!
No way.
This is not the time to go, but come closer.
Please give me a kiss. Come on, Mary. Come on.
Somebody will see us.
No one has seen us for the past one year.
How would anyone see us now?
Please come on. - No, Mangu.
Mangu! - Who's it?
Mangu!
Mary, how can you..
No, sir. Mangu touches me. He harasses me all the time.
No, sir. Whatever she said in English is all wrong.
Sir, if I have done something wrong, then so has she.
We both are in this together.
Together?
Let her go!
Get out of here.
Having fun, alone!
I lost my job because of this mere thing.
Don't worry. You carry on, please.
Wake up, Mohan. Get up.
Don't sleep for such late.
Wake up.
Come on. Come on.
Darn this phone!
Good morning, sir.
What's happening?
It's been two hours. Nothing's happening.
It was just starting and you called up.
I asked you what time is it.
Did you call up to ask this? Is your watch not working?
It's 1 1 :55 am.
I should get a call exactly at 1 1 :58 am.
Wake up, Mohan. Get up.
You..
Good morning. - You scared me.
Why do you wake me up every morning? It's Sunday.
Let me sleep.
Along with Sunday, it is the special loving day.
It's Kiran's day today.
No work, only play.
I'll make you laugh, serve you food and drink..
..I'll give you a bath today and..
Just a minute.
Yes.
Hello.
How often have I told you not to disturb me on Sunday?
It's all right. - Sir, is your wife next to you? Or on your lap?
Shut up!
What happened, darling?
I know this meeting is important. But I don't care.
Really? Which meeting?
Meeting at home or outside?
Cancel the meeting, I say.
This day is for my wife.
Hello? - But.. - Hello?
Don't cancel the meeting.
He's coming. - Ok.
Darling, but.. - No.
This is the order of the owner of the Saxena Group of Industries..
..not your wife's and you're just an employee. Remember?
That's why, go on. No. No.
You insult me so sweetly. I love you.
Quickly! Quickly! Go.
Don't miss the meeting. - Okay. - And Raj..
Yes.. - ..I hope it's only a business.
Beautiful.
She's a beautiful woman. Beautiful.
She's a beautiful woman.
Beautiful.
She's a beautiful woman.
Her eyes are beautiful.
Her talks are beautiful.
Her face is beautiful.
Her style is beautiful.
Fantastic style. She's different.
She's just great. Beautiful!
She's a beautiful woman. Beautiful.
She's a beautiful woman.
I am crazy about your attitude.
You don't know what I am.
I can open up my heart for you to see.
You're the only girl I need.
Fantastic style.
She's different.
She's just great. Beautiful!
Beautiful woman. Beautiful.
She's a beautiful woman.
Beautiful.
She's a beautiful woman.
Beautiful.
She's a beautiful woman.
- Hey man..
Move..
Hey, stop that.
My baby is beautiful.. - Dolly.
Hey Mister, why are you disturbing my shoot? Can't you see?
She's a beautiful woman. - Shut up, old man!
Is he crazy? - Somebody stop him.
Oh God..
My wife is just great. She loves me, but she's also bossy.
Don't touch me like this. Don't touch me like that.
Don't touch me like this.
If I don't touch her, how can I love her?
If I don't love her, she says, Nobody loves me.
Hey, Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! Hey, Dolly! Dolly! Dolly!
Dolly, you look so beautiful and fresh today.
Are you okay?
Diesel showed up today. - Did he misbehave with you? - No.
Raj, I dumped Diesel for you.
But you couldn't dump Kiran for me.
You love me, but you're still her husband.
What husband?
She scolds me all the time as if I'm her servant.
She says she owns the house, the business and the cars.
But you still live with her, don't you?
I'm not living with her.
Naughty.
Just like a master provides a servant's quarters..
..she has provided me with the bungalow.
I've been reduced to a paying guest.
Why don't you leave her bungalow and live in my flat?
It's just a matter of a few days.
Raj, I've been hearing this since six months.
You'll have to take a decision today.
Do you want a bungalow or this flat?
You decide.
The way these two are troubling me..
..I'll shift to some guest house.
Hey, Dolly! Dolly! Dolly!.. Hey, Dolly! Dolly!
Everything has gone wrong because of Maggi.
I didn't do anything and I was fired.
Oh, God!
Hey, Dolly! Dolly! Dolly!..
Dolly! Dolly, listen to me. Listen to me once.
I don't want to hear anything. I said everything upstairs.
He's using the same transformer..
..to run the bulb at home and the tube light outside.
He punished me for loving someone.
And he is having fun with that girl.
Come here, Dolly. - I don't want to hear anything.
You decide.
Sir, you got happy with my work and gifted me this mobile.
Watch what I gift you with this gift.
Bless the mobile company who included a camera with the phone.
Here I come. Cool. Check me, I am cool.
Watch me I am cool.
You are come cool.
Good morning, sweetheart.
Good morning, love. - You look happy.
Obviously. - Will you have breakfast at home or outside?
What's this?
And if this is true, then who is this guy who looks like me?
He's not your look alike. It's you.
Tell me the truth. What were you doing with this girl?
To tell you the truth, I'm not doing anything with this girl.
Stop it, Raj. - I'm just standing there.
And I'm waiting for my driver.
How would I know that she's already standing there?
Are you trying to say you don't know this girl..
..when I can clearly see you're very close to her?
Love, you can see that I'm close to her. - Yes.
You can see clearly that this girl is standing close to me. - Yes.
But can't you see who is standing close to this girl?
Who is it?
Who is he? - Who is he?
Who is he?
That's what I'm asking. Who is he?
Her boyfriend.
How do you know that he's her boyfriend?
Love, I was standing there and he came in a rickshaw.
The moment he got out, he started kissing her.
Stop it, Raj. - This is what she said to him.
And then she left with him in a car.
So who was he?
He was her boyfriend.
Boyfriend.
Are you telling the truth?
Love, have I ever lied to you?
Oh, thank God. - Oh, thank God..
Oh that's me.
Now I can serve you breakfast.
In such a little time I got all kinds of thoughts.
And I, too, got all kinds of thoughts in that little time.
Do all that. The rest is okay.. is that clear?
Good morning, sir.
What is so good about this morning?
It's his style.
It was lucky that this guy got included in this photograph.
Otherwise Kiran would have found out the truth.
I told her that this guy is Dolly's boyfriend.
Really? And she believed you?
Mr. Buntu, my wife is great.
When she believes something, she doesn't know the truth.
When she knows it, she gets confused.
When she gets confused, she knows it's the truth.
That's why she's the owner of this company and you're the CEO.
And you may or may not remain in the future.
Stop your nonsense.
This is not nonsense. If she finds out the truth..
..you'll lose your millions and be thrown on the streets.
Hey! - Don't be physical, dude.
Listen!
Try to understand.
Frankly speaking. Your qualifications will not even get you a decent job.
Don't forget that I am your boss.
Are you pacifying me?
Or scaring me?
I'm scared myself, Raj.
And I'm pacifying you.
There's only one solution. - Yes.
Only one solution.
Forget your girlfriend forever.
Not forever, but for a few days.
In the mean time, I want this guy.
What? This guy? No. No. This is not right.
You're better off with your girlfriend.
I'm talking about using him, not misusing him.
I want him so that I can convince Kiran..
..that he is indeed Dolly's boyfriend.
If fact, he is Dolly's boyfriend.
Have a seat why are you standing?
You're very cute.
You think this is easy, right?
How do we search for him in this big city of Delhi?
And if we do find him, how can we be sure..
..that he'll do as you tell him to do?
You'll convince him. Got that?
Please do this for me. - No. No.
Please. - No. No.
Do it! - Okay.
This is how you get things done in Delhi.
Kiran?
'Amazing, her skin hides her age.'
'She has not changed since her college days.'
'Is she a girl or Berger Emulsion paint?'
'Dust and dirt haven't affected her beautiful youth.'
Oh my God!
BP?
You? After so many years?
According to your husband, this girl is this guy's girlfriend..
..and not your husband's.
No, I'm not sure. - But I feel something's fishy.
Which is why I'm here.
Because I knew only one person could help me.
Who is that?
You. I trust you.
Don't worry, Kiran.
If there is a blot on your husband's character..
..I'm nothing less than Aerial..
..which finds out hidden blots and stains.
Thank God! That's what I expected of you.
But I regret one thing, Kiran..
..why did God do this to you?
Nunnu.
Why did God do this to you?
Nunnu. - Why did God do this to you, Kiran?
Nunnu, I understand. Nunnu..
Why with you? - Nunnu!
I understand. - I'm with you, Kiran.
I'm with you.
Hello. Nice to have you back.
Ma'am, this is your salad. - Thank you.
Just a second.
Hello. - Hello.
Yes, Mom? - Dear, where are you?
Mom, listen to me.. - Did you get the money?
Mom, I'm working.
I've been hearing that since a long time.
Did I raise you to see you not even..
..pay your mother's medical bill?
Aunt, tell your son to pay the bill by 4:00pm..
..otherwise you'll be thrown out of the ward.
Did you hear that?
Hello, sir. I was about to call you.
Good morning.
Give me one week.
I'll arrange for the entire amount.
Sir..
There he is. Catch him!
Your men came here so quickly?
Mom!
So sorry. Thank you.
Sir, your order. Your pizza.
Saw that? The whole world knows that Buntu likes pizzas.
Thank you. - Move!
Not me. Catch him!
Govardhan! Govardhan, what are you doing?
Where are you running away with the pizza?
Get the pizza or you will be trash by me.
Why are you spoiling my business, Govardhan?
Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Take a step forward and I'll throw this plate at you.
Stop!
Tell Fernandes, when I get some money I'll repay him.
Stop. Stop. Have patience.
We're not here to take money from you.
We're here to give you money.
You'll give me money? I didn't follow you, sir.
Put him down. Put him down.
Sir, money..
Do you know this girl?
Yes, this is Miss Dolly.
She's an item queen. She's my babe.
My.. - Hey, Stop. Relax. control. Control! Relax.
Control. - You'll have to live with her for a few days.
You're joking, sir. - You can't believe it, can you?
Not at all. - Me too.
I'm ready to live with her, but why will she live with me?
Thank you, sir.
Thank you very much you thought I'm worthy of this job.
And don't worry. I've understood your problem.
But..but I can't do this.
What do you mean you can't do it?
I've not called you here to make you a manager.
I mean, why can't you do it?
Sir, the problem is that my mother's extremely sick.
And she's in the general ward.
And she's not being looked after properly.
Why are you crying? I'm here.
Your mother is like my mother.
Buntu. - Yes?
Shift his mother to a comfortable deluxe room. - Okay.
And the doctor has said that if I want my mother to get well soon..
..I should take her to a hill station nearby.
For example, Switzerland.
We'll send her to Lonavala or Khandala.
Switzerland is too far away.
It is far away for people like us.
It's very near for people like you.
Your mother is like my mother.
Buntu. - Yes.
Send her.
I've done it for you.
Yes.
We don't have an AC and this heat has really troubled my mother.
If we could get a cheap house worth Rs.5 or 6 million..
..to install the AC then.. - A house worth Rs.5 or 6 million is not cheap.
That's very costly.
It's costly for people like him.
For us businessmen..
Buntu. - Yes.
Go now.
Yes, sir.
My mom's backache has made her suffer.
We used everything from Iodex to Moov.
But her backache was not cured.
To top it you have these Delhi roads.
How long? How long will my mother travel in a rickshaw?
Mother?
Which car do you want? Mercedes or BMW?
We can do with a Maruti.
Why? Won't it be too small for you?
Small? It's too big for people like us. - Yes. It's small for..
And you'll give Rs.50000 or Rs.60000 for the maintenance..
..without my asking for it. - No. I'll throw you out of here.
Got it? - Buntu. - What?
Do I look like a fool?
I'd better be in the photograph than here.
Sir, make him understand. - Why don't you understand?
Before you disappoint me..
..remember that it's me in the photograph.
If I go away disappointed, your wife will.. - Listen. Listen.
I've heard all that you've said.
Somehow you'll have to convince my wife..
..that Dolly is your girlfriend.
Yes, sir.
And you shouldn't forget that Dolly is my girlfriend.
If you forget it, then there's a deluxe room next to your mother's.
I'll send you there..
Listen to me. My son will be here with the money. - Aunt..
Wait. Where are you taking me? - Aunt.. listen to me.
Where are you, Govardhan?
I carried you in my womb for nine months..
..couldn't you keep me in this hospital even for a day?
Govardhan!
Instead of giving me a son like this..
..God, you could have left me childless.
Govardhan?
You're sitting here?
They had thrown me out of the ward.
Mom, you'll not be in that general ward now.
You'll be in the deluxe room.
You have biscuits, flowers and also a phone.
You can talk to your son whenever you want.
Mom! Mom, now you'll sleep in an AC room.
You'll not only watch soaps on this TV..
..you'll watch the repeat telecasts as well.
And whenever you want you'll call out the ward boy with style.
What's your name? - Sakaram.
You'll call out like this, Sakaram, come here.
Sakaram, bring me some water.
Mom, how will you say that?
But, Son, all this.. - Mom, I'll tell you everything later.
Call out to him.
Sakaram, come here. - Yes.
Sakaram, bring me some water. - Right away.
Be happy, Son. - Did you see that, Aunt?
Didn't I tell you? The son who you thought was good-for-nothing..
..is not like that. - Yes.
But he's very nice.
Oh yeah.
Come on baby, get me.
Come on. Come on.
It's so good to be rich, isn't it?
What are you doing, Govardhan?
Rich people don't drink tea. They drink juice.
Hi.
'He told me to live with one and he sent over the other.'
Hello?
Oh, that. You know, I'm sorry to disturb you.
My car broke down and I needed to use a washroom.
Can I use yours? How sweet of you!
Very, very nice of you. It's such a lovely house.
Do you live here alone?
Yes.
Oh, really? All alone?
Yes.. The washroom?
The washroom is also great. It's very nice.
Hello, darling.
Interesting.
Hi.
What's this? Haven't you finished your breakfast yet?
I know. You won't eat till I feed you myself.
How sweet! - You love me very much, don't you?
Don't worry about me. I was just leaving.
Girlfriend?
Yes. - Of course.
She's lovely. Just lovely. Bye. See you.
Washroom?
Changed my mind.
Next time.
Bye.
As Raj had told you, I'll have to live with you for a few days..
..just to convince his wife Kiran, who was just here..
..that we're in love.
Sure.
It's so hot in here.
Don't you have an AC?
No.
I want to freshen up. Where's the washroom?
This is the bedroom.
What? - I mean, this is the bedroom..
..the washroom's that way.
Excuse me! - What?
Why doesn't your washroom have so many of my photographs?
Photographs..
Sir, I have a request. If you give my salary in advance..
Salary? What salary? Which salary?
What salary are you talking about?
You've ruined by business. There's no customer in sight.
And you're asking for your salary?
First, remove that. - What?
Remove that. - That what, sir?
Remove that bow. - Bow?
Then remove your shirt. - Shirt?
Then your trousers. - Trousers?
Remove your coat.
Why should I remove my clothes?
You've ruined me. Why shouldn't I take away your clothes? - Sir.
You've raised my BP. You've increased my sugar. - Sir.
You've ruined my health. - Sir, easy..
What else.. - Sir.
Sir?
Sir, your BP? - It's all right.
Your sugar? - It's normal.
Sir, your health. - It's great.
Sir, your excitement.. - It's over the top.
Sir, why is that so?
Dolly!
Dolly?
Dolly. - Dolly?
Dolly.
Dolly?
Dolly.
Sorry Sir.. - Dolly!
What's this? Aren't you ready yet?
We're going to be late.
Darling. - Dolly!
Hello. - You've come to me?
I would have come to you if you had wanted.
I am D.S. Bhandari.
D.S. is for Dil Se.
And Bhandari is for just Bhandari.
How sweet!
Gobar's ( cow dung) boss. - Gobar?
Govardhan's boss. - Yes.
And a huge fan of yours.
Such a huge fan.. Such a huge fan..
I can't tell you how huge.
If you don't mind, can I take him out for lunch? - Lunch?
You can take him out for dinner.
Or for breakfast. Gobar, go with her. - Yes.
Dolly, excuse me.
Sir, can I talk to you privately? Please.
I'm such a big fan of yours. Such a huge fan.. - Sir.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Do I have to let go of her hand?
You have to let go of her hand, sir.
Yes sir.
It's slipping. - Yes, sir. Please come. - Oh, Dolly.
Why are you sitting so far away?
Sit here.
There? - Yes.
Okay.
Why are you going away?
I can't come too close, Miss Dolly.
Come closer.
Detective. - Detective?
Detective.
Nice. - Kiran, why did you bring me to this restaurant all of a sudden?
It's a surprise.
We'll have a romantic lunch together. - Sure.
It's a beautiful place, isn't it? - It is.
Another surprise.
Isn't it the same couple?
You got included in their photograph by mistake, isn't it?
And you were suspecting me unnecessarily.
Hi. - Hi.
Wow!
They seem to really be in love.
It's lovely. Really. - Too much love.
Your order, sir.
Cook the cottage cheese properly on a high flame.
Put the roti in a hot oven and fry if properly on both sides.
Cut the tomato that it would be great to see.
Darling.. - And chop the onion..
Darling, are you ordering him or murdering him?
Say it politely.
Cancel the order.
Take it again from her.
Ma'am..
Mr. Raj..
Naughty, yes that's me.
Just a second. - Wait!
Toilet.
Do people go to the toilet in this situation?
People go to the toilet only in this situation.
Let go off me!
Govardhan!
Are you taking a leak?
Sir, coming.
Sir, hit me.
Please hit me.
You wouldn't have liked it after you saw what I was doing.
If I didn't like it while doing it, how could you like it?
The one, whom you were getting close to, is my girlfriend.
I wasn't watching a world cup match to get entertained by it.
Sir, we were play acting. - How can you be such a good actor?
Enough. I'm going out, sir. - What will you do outside?
I'll go out and tell your wife.. - Tell my wife what?
I'll tell her the truth.
Are you crazy? Why would you do that?
You're very angry, sir. - Who says I'm angry?
Then why are you washing my face?
I'm not washing your face. I'm getting fresh.
I'm not angry.
I feel like hugging you.
I feel like loving you so much that it would be too much.
Control your emotions.
I've also controlled myself.
Will you now remember that she's my girlfriend?
Yes, sir.
Where are we going to sleep?
Us? Not us. You.
You'll sleep on the bed and I'll take the couch.
Oh, no. Who is flashing this light?
Kiran's detective is on night duty.
Let's pull the curtains and go to sleep.
Madam, we can pull them only if you have any. - What?
There are no curtains in the room. What do I pull?
Your house doesn't have windows or curtains?
Yes, this is what happens in the house.
If you have shampoo, there won't be any water.
I might have a bulb, but there won't be a holder.
Okay. Then we'll just have to manage.
We'll have to sleep on the same bed..
..so that he doesn't suspect us.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're here to discuss..
..body meeting.. I mean general body meeting..
Excuse me.
Yes, Buntu, tell me what happened?
Both the players are on the field.
And they are staring at the bed just like..
..two captains stare at the pitch before the toss..
..wondering whether this pitch is better for batting or bowling.
What?
Just a minute.
Hold your breath, sir.
Your girlfriend is lying down on the bed.
And what is he doing?
Sir, I guess he's wondering.
What? Whether to lie next to her or not?
No, sir. He's wondering where he should lie.
To the left or to the right of your girlfriend.
Oh, my God! What's happening?
What happened?
- Nothing.
Nothing can happen these days. Okay?
He jumped onto the bed.
Get up.
Get up, you scoundrel.
Be seated, please. Excuse me. Be seated.
Come here.
What?
Torch.
He put his hand in the blanket and removed a torch.
Why is he torturing her with a torch?
I don't want to see any magic show there.
Give me your hand.
Hand? - Give me your hand.
Detective.
The show is about to begin, sir.
His hand is all over your girlfriend's body.
Hands up!
Both have settled down on the bed and are sleeping so close..
..it appears like someone has loaded two SIM cards in a single mobile.
Stop outgoing. Stop outgoing.
What do I stop? What do I stop?
I can see clearly that his leg is over your girlfriend's body.
Pick up the legs!
Not you sweetheart.
Not you.
Detective.
Dolly, I've been searching you since so many days.
And you are hiding here?
You? - I'm your husband. - Pipes these days..
Him? - Hello. - So he's your lover? - Him?
Please. - That bloody..
No, no. Listen, I'm a plumber. I came here to fix the tap.
Madam, tell sir that you'll have to change this pipe.
Okay, have a good day. Thank you. - You know that scoundrel?
Stop it. That's the reason why I left you earlier.
What's your name? - Go.. Go.. Go..
What's your name? - Pappu. Pappu plumber.
Pappu, why don't you tell Dolly how much I love her.
Madam Dolly. What's your name? - Diesel.
Madam Dolly, why don't you understand?
He loves you very much.
Saw that, Dolly? Pappu understood everything.
I love you so much, Dolly.
Don't cry, sir. Everything will be alright.
Someday, Pappu. If I find him someday..
Then what will you do?
Madam Dolly. Who was he, Madam Dolly?
He was my past. - And Mr. Raj? - He's my future.
But you're my present, Pappu. - Mummy!
Bebo.
Now I understand why my husband..
..wasn't able to sleep last night.
You know, Nunnu.
It hurts a lot to see someone else's nameplate..
..on your property. - It does, Kiran. It does.
Nunnu, do one thing for me.
Somehow, go and put curtains on the windows of that house.
What a superb idea! - Me? - I'm great. Yes. - Curtains?
Yes. - Detective? - Of course.
But what will happen by that, Kiran? - What'll happen?
If this is how Raj is with the open window..
..just imagine what'll happen behind curtains.
Good idea. I'm going. - Where? - To buy curtains.
Hi, Madam Dolly. - Hi, Govardhan. - Hi.
Curtains. So you finally put the curtains. - Yes, curtains.
Curtains? - Yes. - I didn't put these curtains.
Then? - Then. Got it.
Definitely sir must have put them.
He anyway has a habit to put curtains on everything.
That he does.
God, these lights. - Don't take this light lightly, Govardhan.
He's a detective. - So what will we do?
We'll close the window and go to sleep.
And we'll shut the curtains in such a way..
..that the people watching us won't be able to close their eyes.
Bebo.
Look, where are going, girl?
Bebo.
She met me here. She met me here and there.
Why, how and where did she meet me?
She met me here. She met me here and there.
Bebo. Bebo. Bebo.
She met me here. She met me here and there.
Why, how and where did she meet me?
She met me here. She met me here and there.
Bebo. Bebo. Bebo.
Go. Go. Go. Let it go. Let the fragrance of love come to me.
My heart went crazy when I saw you.
Yes, you got the look.
You are my beloved.
Where are you going stop there.
O you got the look. Got the look. Yes, you got the look.
You are my beloved.
Where are you going stop there.
O you got the look. Got the look. Yes, you got the look.
Oh, my Bebo.
She meets me in my dreams. She meets me in real life.
She's still away from my tempted lips.
He doesn't listen to me. He's absolutely crazy.
I'm afraid something might happen in this situation.
Go. Go. Go. Let it go.
Don't come near, don't come my way.
My heart went crazy when I saw you.
Yes, you got the look.
You are my beloved.
Where are you going, stop there.
O you got the look. Got the look. Yes, you got the look.
You are my beloved.
Where are you going, stop there.
O you got the look. Got the look. Yes, you got the look.
Bari Barsi had gone out, he brought back Bebo.
Bebo. Bebo.
Bari Barsi had gone out, he brought back Bebo.
Bebo. Bebo.
Bari Barsi had gone out, he brought back Bebo.
Bebo. Bebo.
Bari Barsi had gone out, he brought back Bebo.
Bebo.
It's the will of God. He makes us meet anyone anywhere.
I can't believe you're swinging in my arms.
Take me into your arms and forget everything.
The one who gets a gift like me is very lucky.
Go. Go. Go. Let it go.
Don't come near, don't come my way.
My heart went crazy when I saw you.
Yes, you got the look.
You are my beloved.
Where are you going, stop there.
O you got the look. Got the look. Yes, you got the look.
You are my beloved.
Where are you going, stop there.
O you got the look. Got the look. Yes, you got the look.
Oh, my Bebo.
Hello.
Before I do anything, tell me what's happening there.
What to tell you, sir? The whole fun has got spoilt.
The weather has gone bad. There's a curtain on the pitch.
Where's the cricketer? Who's balling?
I mean where are both the players? What are they doing?
Whatever they're doing, they must be doing it..
..behind the curtains. What do I know? - What?
I told him to put curtains on a lie.
He put the curtains on the window?
What business I sent him for..
..and what business is he doing. What do you think?
What they must be doing behind curtains?
Sir, they must be playing Ludo behind the closed curtains.
You're talking nonsense, sir.
What all people do behind closed doors..
..who can know it better than you?
You just hold, Bantu. You just hold.
I'll take Govardhan on the second like.
I'm making food for my beloved.
Hello. - Yes, Govardhan? What's all this?
What are you doing?
What can anyone do so late at night, sir?
One can do a lot of things if he wants to.
You tell me what you are doing. - I..
I'm sleeping, sir. - And what's Dolly doing?
Even she's sleeping.
Why are both of you sleeping together? What does it mean?
No, sir. We aren't sleeping together.
Both of us are sleeping alone. - How much alone?
Absolutely alone, sir. - But how much is absolute?
Tell me the distance.
She's sleeping far away on the bed..
..and I'm sleeping standing here.
Stop talking and move the curtains.
Move the curtains, I say.
I opened it. - Darling. - Just hold for a second.
I'm on hold, sir. - Now tell me what's he doing.
Don't ask me what he's doing. Ask what all he's doing.
Why are you doing everything you're doing?
Sir, I'm not doing everything I'm not, sir.
Then why is he telling me that you're doing many things?
I'm telling you, Govardhan. Close the curtains. Close the curtains.
Yes, I'll close them, sir. I closed them.
Don't you feel ashamed doing everything..
..you are doing with the curtains open?
What am I doing, sir? I'm just standing.
Oh, so you're standing alone. Are you fooling me?
Come on, open the curtains. Open the curtains.
Open the curtains again? - Open the curtains.
Wait a minute, sir. I'll open them right away.
I've opened them, sir.
Come, darling. Come here.
What is he doing now, Bantu?
He's doing the same thing that he was doing earlier.
He's stuck to your girlfriend..
..like network's to a cell phone, battery to a handset.
Why are you sticking to her?
Sticking. - Love you.
Don't hang up. Don't hang up!
Wait a second, Bantu. You hang up.
I'll hang up anyway. You hang up as well. Your girl's gone.
Govardhan, the things that you're doing at the window..
..stop them immediately. I'm explaining things you, Govardhan.
I don't want any kind of probability.
I don't want any tragedy.
What happened, darling? - What happened?
Is everything alright? - Nothing is alright.
Look at these idiots. - You seem tensed.
I will be tensed. - Is there a problem with the business?
My business isn't going well.
It isn't going the way it's supposed to.
These idiots are troubling me. I want to be successful.
Madam Dolly, food is ready, tasty food.
Hey, even you drink in the evening?
Do you want anything to munch with it? Some snacks?
You don't know, Govardhan. Today's my birthday. - Oh.
And instead of wishing me, Raj is treating me like this.
You don't know how lonely I am. - I'm here. I'm here.
Don't consider yourself alone. I'm your very own Govardhan.
We'll celebrate your birthday together. - Good. - Yes.
Okay? Okay. Happy birthday to you, Madam Dolly.
Okay, one more time. One more time, okay? Okay?
Happy birthday to you, Madam Dolly. Ha.. Ha.. Ha..
Okay, Madam Dolly. One last time, okay? - Okay.
Happy birthday to you, Madam Dolly.
Happy birth day..
You know, Govardhan. You are.. a very good boy.
Drunkard.
Mummy.
Coming, I'm coming.
Give me one litre milk today.
I'll make porridge for Madam Dolly today.
Why are you going inside? I'm going to make the porridge.
Wait a minute. First of all open your eyes at least, Govardhan.
Sir? Sir you? Why are you going inside, sir?
Look over there, sir. Pizza. - Where? - Hey!
Govardhan. Govardhan! Govardhan.
Yes. Coming, sir. - Open the door!
Madam Dolly. Madam Dolly.
Get up. It's morning. Dolly Madam, please, get up.
Get up.
I'll cover this with a curtain.
Come on.
Oh God. Hurry up.
Sir. Sir. Sir.
Here you go. Here's your vessel.
You'll make porridge for Madam Dolly? - Yes. No. No, sir.
Where's Madam Dolly? - Madam Dolly.
Jogging. She has gone jogging early in the morning.
Here you go. It's some money. Sir has sent it for your mother.
Because your mother or his mother, it's no difference.
Yes, sir. - But let me tell you one thing.
Even by mistake, don't make the mistake..
..of considering sir's girlfriend your girlfriend. Got it?
No, sir. Not at all. - And listen. One more thing. - Yes, sir.
Don't do anything behind his back that you have to hide.
No, not at all, sir. I won't do anything that I'll have to hide.
Really? - Really. - Mother's promise? - Mother's promise.
Okay. - Okay. Thank you, sir.
Good morning. - Good morn.. - Good morning.
Madam Dolly, sir. - She'd gone jogging. - She came back.
From the window? - Last night was fun, wasn't it?
Good night. - Good night.
Last night was fun, wasn't it? - No, sir.
You'll have fun now. - No, sir.
Come. - No, sir. - Come here. - Listen, sir.
Let me explain. It's nothing like you think it is, sir.
You're absolutely right. It's nothing as we thought it was.
Leave me. - Sir- Leave me. - Sir. - Leave me. - Sir.
Sir, have coffee. - No coffee.
Pizza, sir? - Sir will take you out for a coffee now.
It's nothing like that, sir.
Good morning, sir.
Repent now.
Good morning, sir. - Yes.
Good morning, sir. - What is this?
Morning, sir. Morning, sir.
This fatso is always tense.
What happened?
You'd gone to get some news, right?
Tell me. What's the news?
I have two bad news items.
One is bad. The other is very bad.
Which one should I tell you first?
You had gone for one news item. But you brought two of them.
What to do? The number 'two' doesn't leave me alone.
Be it news, be it women.
Sit.
First tell me the news which is less disastrous.
So listen.
Circumstances have changed.
If we don't end this game soon..
..then Dolly, who went there for a week..
..might settle down permanently with Govardhan.
That can never happen.
It can happen. I've told you so many times.
You should never mix your wife with another woman.
I told you about your lover. Now hear your wife's news.
What happened to Kiran?
Nothing has happened to her.
But she has found out about your affair with Dolly.
And she's leaving the house. - No!
Listen to me.
If you don't stop Kiran soon..
..you'll lose your lover as well as your wife.
You've held my hand, so hear another bad news.
What?
Okay.
Why can't I open the door?
It can be opened with the remote.
Where is the remote? I want the remote.
Don't ever leave me.
Otherwise I'll die.
Oh Baby. Oh Baby.
Don't ever leave me.
Otherwise I'll die.
I'll fall apart in front of you.
I really don't know what to do.
I might do something.
Don't ever leave me.
Otherwise I'll die.
Beloved, look at this heart very closely.
It has never felt this way..
..for anyone else but you.
Don't ever leave me.
Otherwise I'll die.
I'll fall apart in front of you.
I really don't know what to do.
I might do something.
Don't ever leave me.
Otherwise I'll die.
Love. - Yes.
I won't let you leave the house.
Darling, why will I leave this house?
I think you're forgetting. This house is mine.
Obviously, I'm also yours.
Of course, darling.
I'm just going to Pune to meet mama.
I'll return by tomorrow.
I thought today is the 31 st December.
Won't we spend this evening together?
Instead of spending the last evening of the old year together..
..it's better to begin the new year together.
What do you think? - What can I think?
Right? Come.
And yes, don't be naughty. Come on.
Never. Never.
The door. - Bye-bye, love.
Hello. Yes, it's me.
Tell me, Kiran.
I told Raj that I'm going to Pune to meet mom.
He must be dancing with delight.
In fact, he must be planning a night out with Dolly.
I think he'll book the presidential suite.
When they meet in the hotel, we'll catch them red-handed.
That's the plan.
That's right, Kiran. We'll give him a big shock.
I want to book the hotel's presidential suite. Tonight.
Do not disturb. I want to rock.
Dolly. Dolly. Dolly. Dolly.
Welcome, Mr. Raj.
Good evening. Welcome. - Thank you very much.
I have kept your presidential suite ready.
Very good. Give me the keys.
Why are you asking for the keys? I'll reach you there myself.
Sir. - Yes.
There's some renovation taking place..
..at the rear of the hotel, sir.
Okay.
So I apologise to you in advance.
No problem.
Sir, welcome to your favourite presidential suite.
Thank you. My key.
Sir, how can I give you the key?
First I'll go inside and check whether everything is okay.
Only after that will I let you go inside.
No, no. Actually, I'm very tired. I want to rest.
Sir, I'm at your service.
First, I'll go inside and check whether everything is okay.
You're my favourite customer, sir.
So come inside and give me a massage.
Sir, no. You're crossing your limit.
No, come inside.
You can also wash my undergarments.
Sir, we have a special service for that.
I'll go for special service.
Excuse me, sir. Sir, I mispronounced it.
I meant laundry. Laundry.
So call them. - Laundry.
Laundry.
Dolly.
Dolly. Dolly. Dolly. Dolly.
Dolly, you're so sweet.
What a suite! Wow!
And there's that Govardhan's one BHK.
Forget him.
How can I forget him? I've spent four nights with him.
I've spent it, my dear.
And you don't know how I spent these four nights.
I've forgotten everything and I don't remember anything.
I love your style.
Hey Dolly. Dolly.
Kiran, today they both won't leave each other.
And I won't leave both of them.
Wait a while. I'll freshen up till then.
You're looking so fresh.
How much more fresh do you want to get?
Darling, why don't you order something till then?
What would you like to have?
You know what I like.
I know what you like.
Tea, without sugar.
Quickly take a bath, and get down to business.
Room service.
Come on, celebrate.
Come on, don't hesitate.
Letting my hair down.
And lying to everyone.
Letting my hair down.
And lying to everyone.
I've come to meet you.
My darling, I've come to meet you.
Breaking all barriers.
Forsaking everything.
Breaking all barriers.
Forsaking everything.
I've come to meet you.
Your darling has come to meet you.
The night is so intoxicating.
We're in each other's company.
Desires are running wild.
What a meeting this is!
It's a sequence of dreams.
It's raining desire.
Come, my darling, tell me..
..everything that's in your heart.
Breaking all the barriers.
Everything carefully.
Breaking all the barriers.
Everything carefully.
I've come to meet you.
My darling, I've come to meet you.
Breaking all the lock and key.
Forsaking everything.
I've come to meet you.
Your darling has come to meet you.
Come on, celebrate.
Come on, don't hesitate.
Don't make me so restless.
Wait for a while.
What's the hurry?
Give me some love.
Don't signal with your eyes.
Don't be so stubborn.
Try to understand my restlessness.
Don't refuse now.
After following the path.
With pomp and merry.
After following the path.
With pomp and merry.
I've come to meet you.
Your darling has come to meet you.
Letting my hair down.
And lying to everyone.
I've come to meet you.
My darling, I've come to meet you.
Come on, celebrate.
Come on, don't hesitate.
What are you up to today?
You're equally excited.
Hall, hall. - What hall?
The hall and the wall.
The blanket or the shawl. - No, there.
Not there, not here.. wait for a while.
Let it be..
I think he's dead. - Dead?
I feel so. - What will we do now?
Let's disappear. Let's run away. - Shut up.
Do you know who he is? - Who?
He's the same detective? - Which detective?
The one your wife sent after me.
Which wife? - Come to your senses, Raj.
Your wife, Kiran. - Kiran.
Yes.
Kiran.
Hello. - Hello.
Hello. - Okay.
Hello. - Darling.
Yes. - What's wrong? Is everything al right?
Hello, have you reached home?
Hello. - Hello, have you reached home?
Have you reached home?
I was sitting with mummy.
We were talking about you.
Really? Give mama my greetings. Tell mama.
Of course, darling.
Mummy.. say hello to Dolly on my behalf.
By the way, darling why do you sound so scared?
No, it's nothing.
Then, why are you in such a hurry?
Who's in a hurry? What are you babbling?
Darling, are you in some kind of a problem?
No, there's no problem. - Stay away from problems, darling.
Fine, move away.
Move slightly away, will you?
Hello. - You didn't wish me 'happy new year'.
Actually, it still hasn't struck 1 2:00am.
Really, I thought it was 1 2:00 am long back.
Why are you cracking jokes? - Okay, bye. - Hello.
Silly.
My gold shipment arrives from Dubai.
And, I don't know how Samant finds out about it.
Samant and his men, have looted my gold worth millions thrice.
I want such a man..
Govardhan, continue massaging.
I need someone that can protect my gold from Samant and his men..
..once it's lowered from the steamer.
Vijay, I need you.
And, I can fulfil all your wishes.
What are you looking at?
I'm seeing a general ward.
And a sick mother.
Two ward-boys that aren't listening to her.
A doctor, who hasn't injected her with the injection.
I accept your deal, Mr. Daaga.
Here's the price for the job.
Take it.
You fool. I've been telling you since I was a child.
That I don't pick up money thrown on the ground.
Mother.
Now I understand where you got the money for all this.
Tell me.
You've joined hands with some Dabar for smuggling. Tell me!
No, Mother. I don't do any smuggling for any Dabar.
You're lying.
Hello. - Mama's boy, where are you?
In the hospital. - What are you doing there?
You were supposed to come here..
..I'm waiting for you in the presidential suite.
Don't consider yourself the president.
Get going from there.
Who is it? - Room Service.
Thank you.
Your order, sir.
Sir, it's you? - Who are you?
I'm Mangu. Your Mangu.
What are you doing here?
What am I doing here?
Ever since you slapped me, I've been lucky.
Where are your hands?
I want to kiss them. Give them to me.
Haven't you quit kissing people?
Sir, let me kiss your hand.
There was only one Mary in your house.
There are many Marys here.
Don't go riding so soon.
Hello, Mr. Raj, this is Bagga speaking.
Tell me, Mr. Bagga.
I'd like to tell you something important. Should I go ahead?
Yes, out with it. I mean tell me.
Mr. Raj, I've found out something just now.
What?
That someone was seen on your balcony's parapet.
Don't worry. There's no problem here.
Okay, Mr. Raj.
Mangu!
What are you doing over there?
Sir, I'm checking the curtains.
Do your room checking. I'll look after the housekeeping.
Sir, your bill.
Give it to me.
Sir, madam is also here?
Madam, this is Mangu.
Mind your size and status. - Madam, this is Mangu.
Madam, I am Mangu.
Go and beg, nothing other than that. Get out!
I didn't get it.
Why didn't he allow me to meet madam?
Something's fishy.
There's definitely something fishy.
His body is still warm.
Why are you standing naked there?
Get your clothes. Where are they?
Okay.
But where is my dress?
Yes, where is it? Mangu took it! - What?
Why are you folding your hands?
I beg of you. Who are you? Where did you come from?
What kind of a detective is he?
He is active even in this state.
Brother Diesel, it's you?
Here? - Yes.
But what are you doing here?
Me? Pappu is where pipe is.
I'm a plumber. I repair pipes in peoples' home during the day..
..and repair the hotel pipes at night.
By the way, what are you doing here?
Pappy, I was out to celebrate New Year all alone.
But I saw Dolly's car outside.
She must have surely come here with her boyfriend.
So you'll finish her boyfriend today.
Oh! - I wish.
But now I'm a changed man.
I never get angry now. - Good.
I've done a course..- Very good. -..in anger management.
Wow! - You don't believe me, do you?
No.
Hit me. - No. No. I.. I.. It's okay.
If you don't hit me, I will.
You are not getting angry.
Hit me.
Come on, hit me. - Okay.
You're not angry!
Brother Diesel, you're not angry!
You're not getting angry.
Hey!
I'm not getting angry.
Brother Diesel!
You're not getting angry.
I'm not getting angry.
Brother Diesel.
Dolly, come on.
There's no one here. Come on. - You naughty.
Mummy!
Dolly, your boyfriend will not come here.
What's your problem?
Yes. What's your problem?
I don't even know you and you started hitting me.
Why are you spoiling my New Year?
I just found her.
Okay. Thank you. How nice of you!
I got thrashed for you, now give me a kiss.
Oh dear.. - Stop it.
Who is it?
Sir, I've come. - Who is this?
This is Govardhan, sir.
Govardhan, come in.
Sir, I can come in only if you open the door.
Oh, yes.
Welcome. - Sir.
Welcome, good luck.
Sir, you called me all of a sudden.
What can I say?
I want to celebrate the next lucky year with you.
Really? - Yes.
Sir, you're so kind to me.
I want to be kinder. - Really?
You have no idea what he wants to do for you.
No, sir. You've already done so much for me.
That was too little. Too little.
I'd like to give you a huge bungalow.
So huge that I can't explain how huge.
He wants to give you a huge bungalow. - Really?
I'd like to give you a huge car.
Such a huge car that I can't explain how huge.
He wants to give you a huge car. - Really?
I'd like to give you a huge job.
Such a huge job that I can't explain how huge. - He means..
Enough. Don't tell me how huge job you'd like to give me.
I won't be able to endure something so huge.
Sir, if you really like to give me something..
..give me a house somewhere in London instead of Bhatinda.
I've heard the climate there is quite cool.
It would be good for mother.
And, sir, my mother is as good as your mother.
And the car. Give me an imported car.
A small Maruti won't look good..
..in front of such a huge London house.
Sir, I'll open the car door with style for my mother.
Mother..
It is not mother, but her face looks like.
Mother.. - No. - Yes.
No.
Who is this in my car?
New face.
I don't know. Do you?
I don't know either.
And you? - I don't know either.
Now I understand.
You want to place the blame on me.
I'll tell the police.
Where are the police? Police!
No! No!
Stop!
Police!
No.
Police!
I told you to stop, didn't I?
Nothing happened.
Hello, police.
Hotel Heritage palace. 1 4.. Room no. 1 4.
Sorry.
I'll come later. Okay?
Did you see that? That's how the window closed.
What's my fault in that?
I'd come here to bring in the New Year with her. - Yes.
And Kiran's detective followed us here.
This window fell on his head just like this and he died.
No!
He didn't die. He's unconscious.
Listen to me.
If you don't listen to me, who will give you a huge bungalow?
Who? - Who will give you a huge car?
Who will?
Who will give a huge job?
Who will give it to me?
Shut up!
Why are you two talking in a woman's voice?
Don't worry about the voice. Think about this problem.
And you listen.
If you don't listen to me, your mother will be taken..
..to the general ward from the deluxe room.
Mother! - Mother! Mummy!
Take him out. And throw him out of the hotel.
Let him go. Let him go.
This is not your mom.
Come on, hide. Take her inside. Don't touch it.
Mr. Raj, where are you?
Your glances are like arrow, darling.
Your glances are like arrow.
Sir, you're great.
You too are great. - Yes.
I had told you that I had seen a suspicious man..
..on the parapet of your floor.
So I, as the manager, have personally come to check it out.
Don't need to check. Everything is fine here.
But.. - Everything is fine here.
Okay. I'm leaving.
Closet. - What are you checking there?
There's nothing there. - It's open.
I say there's nothing's there.
Is everything all right? - Everything is fine.
Should I leave?
No, please come in.
Sing with me. - No, this is not right.
No, come. Take a shower with me.
No, this is not right at all.
No, come with me in the bedroom.
This is wrong!
Hey, why are you so concerned?
A narrow escape.
Why are you holding her?
I'm holding her because I'm afraid.
Why did you allow him to hold you?
I was afraid as well.
Don't need to be afraid.
I'm with you. Nothing will happen to you.
Nothing will happen. - Nothing will happen.
'Mr. Samant, if I tell you when and where Dabar..'
Hello.
Hello, Mala. This is Govardhan speaking.
Where are you speaking from?
I'm in room No. 1 402 of Hotel Regis Palace.
Govardhan, what are you doing in a hotel? - Hey!
Govardhan, where are you? What are you doing in a hotel?
Son, when will you come to the hospital?
Mummy mummy, I'll explain everything later.
I just wanted to tell you that I won't be able come back tonight.
I'm stuck with some important work.
No!
'Stop!'
Govardhan will not come back?
No!
My son is in trouble. - Aunt.
Govardhan!
Hey!
You've got guns to catch me.
You've got bullets.
You have the entire police force.
But do you know what I've got?
I've got, I've got..
I've got this.
Badge No.007.
Govardhan!
Aunt!
Aunt, what happened? Aunt?
Let go. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Are you crazy or something?
Man, what's wrong with you?
Dolly, your boyfriend will not come here.
What if he does?
Don't be afraid, Dolly. No one is here. Come on.
Darling, please no. - Come on, Dolly.
He will come again. - How can he come?
Why do you hit me so often?
Darling. - Strange man.
Are you all right? - Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
Come on. Come on, Dolly. Come on.
Don't drop him. Don't drop him. No.
What's happening?
I've stopped being decent.
Mangu, I know what you're thinking. - What?
You must be wondering who he is. - Who is he?
Who is he? - That's what I'm asking. Who is he?
Rather, ask who he isn't.
He was happy that his brother is getting married.
So he got drunk.
Whose wedding?
His wedding. - With whom?
With her.
What? - Yes. Don't think too much.
Go decorate their bedroom.
It should look like a honeymoon suite.
But where will you sleep? - Me? I adjust to every situation.
And I'll adjust to this situation, too. - Really?
Since they're getting married, I should get them a gift.
Yes, Mangu. When you ask for something..
..it suits your name Mangu.
Mangu. - Sir.
Now that I've got a gift, we should also celebrate.
Mangu, when you ask something you look so cute.
Take this.
How can I celebrate all along?
I'll have to invite some friends.
Mangu, before I teach you a lesson, get out of here.
Sir, what are you doing?
Get out. - Sir!
I have to live and die here.
Where else can I go?
Have you seen them around?
'I had clicked it.'
No, sir.
I can't reveal any information about our customers.
I can't and that's that.
This is against our hotel rules.
To hell with this rule!
She was here with him.
She left with a second man.
I think you're the third.
Be careful.
Mr. Raj, Happy New Year. - Yes, Happy New Year.
Happy New Year, brother.
I wished you. You wish me too.
Myself, C.S. Bagga, the hotel manager.
He's my friend Mr. Dhingra. He's drunk.
Sir, your friend is my friend.
By the way, whose friend is she?
Whose friend am I? - She's his wife, Mrs. Dhingra.
Mrs. Dhingra, pleased to meet you.
What's this? - When he's drunk, he does this.
Doesn't matter. - Be careful.
By the way, it's a night to get drunk.
There's going to be a new year party in a little while.
Please bring Mr. Dhingra with you.
Take care of him.
Come, Mr. Dhingra. Welcome. Welcome.
Mr. Dhingra?
Mr. Dhingra.
Mr. Dhingra?
Mr. Dhingra! - Mr. Raj!
Mr. Raj! - Let him go, Mr. Dhingra. He's ignorant.
He's ignorant.
Thank you. Welcome. God bless..
..and Happy New Year.
This gentleman is amazing.
He'll do the shopping and pass the bill to others.
This girl is no less.
She's recharging one guy's mobile phone..
..and giving full talk time to someone else.
My fate is also amazing.
If I decorate the bed for someone else's honeymoon..
..when will my honeymoon bed be decorated?
Hello.
Govardhan!
Govardhan is not here. This is Mangu speaking.
Who is Mangu? This is Govardhan's mother speaking.
Put Govardhan on the line.
This is no time to think of mummy. It's time to kiss.
Shut up, you insolent person!
Tell Govardhan to come immediately.
Your son can't come because he got married tonight.
Got married? What? Govardhan got married?
Yes. And he'll celebrate his honeymoon in a while.
From night to afternoon. Without a break.
What? - Honeymoon? So soon?
Govardhan's celebrating his honeymoon as well?
Hang up now.
I have to make many more preparations for their honeymoon.
No.
This is impossible.
How can Govardhan get married without my permission?
Mala, he is celebrating his honeymoon. Why are you crying?
That's why I'm crying, Aunt.
Okay.
What are you doing, sir? Throw him down.
Oh, shucks!
Did he come? - Sir, he didn't.
He got stuck in the middle.
Got stuck in the middle?
What are you doing, sir? Do something quickly.
What do we do?
Let's get out of here first.
Sir, throw him. Do something quickly. Someone will come.
Where are you, sir?
Throw him, quickly! Quickly!
What do I throw?
Do something quickly. Someone will come.
Who will come? - Throw him.
Throw!
What should I throw?
Throw something. The body got stuck.
Who is it? - It's me.
Who are you? And whose body?
Just throw!
Who pushed me?
Who is it?
Take this.
Sit properly.
Put your feet down.
It is of my size. Ok.
Quickly!
Can you feel the fire?
I want to get you high.
Everybody on the floor.
Come on! Come on! Now rock the 'dhol' (Indian drum ).
Come on
Yes! Rock it!
Go! Go! Let's go!
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Your kohl-filled eyes are mesmerising.
Your beauty is enchanting.
Sexy and cute.
Your beauty is unique.
If she wants to go, let her go
I'll take away your peace.
Whenever I see you, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
If you come don't go anywhere.
I don't understand..
I don't understand a thing..
Listen, darling.
Listen, sweetheart.
You have something in you..
When I see you..
My heart says..
You have something in you..
Listen, listen to my heart.
Darling, you're the most beautiful girl.
There's no one like you.
Your charms are piercing.
Everyone is crazy about you.
All lovers fake it.
They deceive in love.
You've kindled love in my heart, darling.
Here a beauty.
There a beauty.
Here a beauty.
There a beauty.
But my darling..
My darling..
One. Two. Three. Play it!
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
Come with me, darling.
I like the way you talk, darling.
The detective hired by my wife mustn't reach him.
Why did you let him go?
I don't know. He was at the party.
But he disappeared suddenly.
If we don't find the detective your wife hired..
..you won't get the bungalow or anything.
It's okay. Don't worry.
I'll manage everything.
A human being is a weird kind of a beast.
He starts seeing things when he gets up upset.
Look. I can see a detective right in front.
Out fear, I'm also getting a little scared.
Idiots. - Idiot.
He is the same detective.
But how did he end up here?
No. No.
Sir. Sir. He's alive. He's alive, sir.
Yes, he is alive and has all the evidences.
Go and get him before he tells my wife everything.
Sir. She's your wife.
Why don't you get him? - You are right.
He's alive. He's alive.
Am I giving you the bungalow because..
..you're helping me out with the sweeping? - You are right.
Where do we look for him in such a huge hotel?
I'll look for him here.
You look over there. Okay.
Don't look here and there.
No.
Hey! Don't scare me.
You. What are you doing here?
Your demeanor tells me that you know me.
You have forgotten me?
What did you tell Kiran about me?
Who's Kiran?
Now you'll say that you never caught me..
..while I was flirting with Dolly. - Who's Dolly?
I see. So you don't even know me.
Who are you?
You don't know Dolly. You don't know Kiran.
You don't know me.
Now you'll say that you don't even know yourself.
Who am I?
Look, I've lost my memory.
I don't know who am I?
Please tell me who am I?
Who are you?
Please tell me. Who am I?
Who are you? - Who am I?
You're John. - I'm John.
John. - Abraham.
No. Mathews.
Oh, John Mathews. - Yes.
John, you have a huge house in Delhi.
I've a huge house in Delhi.
You have a huge wife, too.
A huge one..
You've huge kids..
I've huge kids.
In Chandni Chowk. - In Chandni Chowk,
Swati building. - Swati..
Swati building. In Chandni Chowk.
You.. You were supposed to celebrate the new year with them.
What are you doing here?
It's New Year's day today.
What am I doing here?
Thank you.
Chandni Chowk. Swati building.
A huge wife. Huge kids. That's it.
I'm.. Genny Mathew. Larry Mathew.
Darn it. What was my name?
What was my name?
You! You
You know me?
Look, I've lost my memory.
Please tell me, who am I?
This means you don't know Raj.
Let Raj be.
I don't even know my past and future.
Please tell me. Who am I?
Who am I?
So you - Who am I?
You - Who am I?
You're John. - I'm John. Abraham.
No. John Mathews.
John Mathews.
Yes, of course. You're right.
John Mathews. - Correct.
This what he had said. - Right.
Thank you. - Thank you.
Okay.
Just a minute. - What is it?
Look, you might know my wife, too.
Please tell me, who's my wife.
What wife?
I don't know any wife. You have been divorced.
Tell everyone.
Divorce.
Yes, sir.
What's going on?
She has left so many in the lurch.
My sweetheart has left me in the lurch.
You. - You know me?
What?
Look, I've lost my memory.
Could you tell me who am I?
Brother, who is this John Mathews?
I'm fed up. I can't find him.
Is it?
You're not 'Kaun.'
You're John.
I'm John. - Yes.
Abraham. No. Mathews.
John Mathews.
Then why did I get divorced?
What divorce? - Why?
You're still unmarried. You're a bachelor.
Yes. A flirtatious bachelor.
One in the morning. Two in the afternoon. - Really.
Three in the evening. - Three.
And colourful nights.
A flirtatious. A flirtatious bachelor.
Just a minute.
Is there any disco close by?
Yes, there is one. On the ground floor.
It's the time to disco.
John.
Where are you sneaking away without meeting Mangu?
Mangu. Who's Mangu?
Who's Mangu? This Mangu.
I've told you so many times that consult good doctor.
You lose your memory every ten days.
Then you keep asking, Who am I?
Now you don't even recognise your friend, Mangu?
Then you might also not remember..
..that I gave you this watch ten days ago.
And this chain, too.
By the way, where are you going?
Disco. - Then keep this kiss in mind.
Get going.
Who is it?
Oh. Brother Diesel. Happy New Year.
Did you find your girlfriend?
Look. I've found her boyfriend.
You're fooling me till now by pretending to be a plumber.
I still haven't hit you.
I'll explain it to you.
I've ended up in this snap by mistake.
This is Raj. Raj is Dolly's boyfriend.
What? - Believe me.
You think about it.
How could a girl who has had her breakfast..
..at the Taj International like you..
..have lunch in a tacky and cheap restaurant like me?
That's true.
Yes.
And before this Raj leaves for a honeymoon with Dolly
I've fixed it just now.
Have dinner.
You catch him.
And beat him to an inch of his life.
And don't even think that you've finished..
..taking a course on anger management.
Happy New Year.
Your new year could never be a happy one.
Brother, why?
What is this?
And if there is something.
Who is this person who looks just like me?
This is not someone who looks like you.
This is you.
You're mistaken. This is not me.
I can clearly make out that it's you and Dolly.
I see.
You can see me and Dolly clearly.
And you can't see this rogue who's eyeing Dolly.
Rogue. Pappu Plumber.
He has told me the entire story about you.
If he has told you the story, then let me tell you the truth.
Neither is he Pappu and nor is he a plumber.
His name is Govardhan.
And look, how he is eyeing her.
Brother Diesel.
But I haven't seen him myself.
At Dolly's house fixing a tap.
You've also fallen for his trickery.
Look, whom did you first see in Dolly's house?
Did you see me or him? - Him.
And whom did you see when you arrived in this hotel?
Did you see him or this man?
I am confused. I'm looking in this direction.
Where is he looking?
Hey Mangu. - Yes.
Come here.
Why are you grabbing him?
He's the one who's going to explain.
Look here Mangu. You decorated my room, but why?
Him. Him.
Did you see that?
Now before he is through with the honeymoon with her..
..go and get him.
Brother Pappu.
His name is not Pappu. He's Govardhan.
He's not Govardhan. He's Mangu.
Then on whom do I vent our anger?
How do I know?
Don't ask me.
Dolly. Dolly. Thank God, I found you.
Brother Diesel is looking out for me..
..thinking that I'm your boyfriend.
Calm down. He won't hurt you.
Dolly, should I tell you something if you don't mind?
Go on.
It's better to spend an entire lifetime..
..in someone's true love instead of living on false hope.
Sir is not that true love.
Brother Diesel is your true love.
He's madly in love with you.
Give him a chance if possible.
You know, he loves you so much.
You're a good boy, Govardhan.
Brother Pappu.
God! It's okay.
I do get angry.
Not again, Diesel.
No, listen.
Diesel! Help!
I didn't do anything.
Listen to me, Diesel.
Dolly..
There's nothing going on between me and Dolly.
Listen to me.
Diesel!
There's nothing going on between me and Dolly.
You..
Diesel, trust me.
There's nothing going on between me and Dolly.
Don't hit me.
Diesel. There's nothing.
Diesel, stop it.
There's nothing.
I left you because of this anger of yours.
No, Dolly. You left me because of him.
Stop it! - No.
I'm coming to you because of him.
Yes. - Govardhan isn't my boyfriend.
Yes. - He made me realize..
..how much you love me.
Yes. - Dolly.
Is he dead?
Forgive me.
It's not Pappu, but Govardhan. - Govardhan, forgive me.
Only on one condition.
You will separate from Dolly.
Promise! - I promise!
Come, Dolly. Let's go.
Mummy. I love you mummy.
Mummy, I am coming to you.
Go away. I won't talk to you.
You got married without informing me.
And had a honeymoon as well.
Mother, do you think I'll marry someone..
..without your approval and without informing you?
Mother, I'll marry the girl of your choice.
If you ask me to marry her, I'll marry her.
Mummy. - Okay, then.
I say, marry her. - Mummy.
She will be my daughter-in-law.
Tell me, do you agree?
Mummy, have I ever said no to you?
Give a hug.
Stupid. Hug me, not her.
Mummy, I've been hugging you since childhood.
Let me hug her today.
Shameless.
Mala..
Come on and get me.
Stop it.
It's a hospital.
Sorry.
That's right. Even I like dancing, girls. - Yeah.
Just a minute.
Hello. - Hello, Nunnu.
Who Nunnu? This is John Mathews.
Oh, shut up.
I recognize your voice very well.
Where are you?
Did you get any proof?
Proof? What proof? Which proof?
Where are you right now?
I'm at the Heritage Hotel.
What? I'm there too.
You do one thing.
You quickly come to the shopping arcade.
You want to meet me, too?
Cool. - Okay.
But how will I recognise you?
Oh come on, Nunnu. What happens to you?
Are you having the same problem you had in college?
Nunnu. I'll recognise you.
I'm waiting at the shopping arcade.
Come quickly. Right now. Okay?
Okay? - Alright. See you in a bit.
Come on, girls. I don't have much time left. - Yeah.
Come on, quickly.
You should've been in Pune with your mother.
What are you doing here?
Raj. - Yes, Raj.
Your husband Raj.
The husband you are suspecting today.
That he has an affair with someone.
If he is, then let him. I mean go on.
Go and check each and every nook and corner of this place..
..check each room if you find another woman.
You doubt me when I cannot live without you.
No actually, Raj, I.. - What I?
This is what has made us selfish.
It's always this car is mine. This bungalow is mine.
This business is mine.
I am the sole owner of Saxena Group of Industries.
And you are an employee.. - But..
An employee who day and night..
..attends meetings for you is being cheated.
Madam, you?
Mangu, you?
What are you doing here?
It's all thanks to sir.
Sir, you are downstairs and upstairs..
The upstairs business isn't conducted downstairs, Mangu.
No. I was just asking whether the business meeting..
..that was going on got over or not?
Did you hear that?
I'm attending meetings on New Year's day and you..
..you're suspecting me. - Sorry.
I've never seen a man like him.
He attends meetings day and night.
You forget all this. Take this. - Thanks.
Celebrate New Year.
Happy New Year, sir. - Happy New Year.
Happy New Year, ma'am. - Happy.
I'll keep meeting you.
Thank you, Mangu. Bye.
Forgive me. I made a mistake.
I'll never do it again. Please.
Sir! It's me. - Are you still angry with me?
Sir me, John Mathews. - I promise.
I will always trust you.
Why are you ignoring me? - Sir!
Sir, you said that I got married.
I'm not married, sir.
I'm a bachelor.
I'm single and young, sir.
Let go of me, Raj. What are you doing?
Come let's go home. - Sir! - Let's go home?
Thank you for the party, sir.
What, man?
We're tired of looking for John Mathews. - I'm John Mathews.
I am.. - Mathews! I'm John Mathews!
John! John! John!
We found John!
John Mathews!
John? John Mathews? - Yes. John Mathews.
We found John Mathews.
Where were you?
I've been looking for you all through the hotel.
Come on. Everyone is waiting for you there.
Come on.
Let's take him along. - Hey, where are you taking him?
Let's go. Let's go.
Sir. Sir. Sir. We found him.
We found John Mathews, sir.
Hey..
He's..my papa?
Grandpa. Grandpa.
Papa's papa? - Yes.
He's John Mathews? - He as well?
How's that possible?
Then who's he?
Grandpa, for an inheritance of Rs.5 billion..
..let alone John Mathews' duplicate..
..they can make a duplicate of Ambani as well.
No, Grandpa, I am the original John Mathews.
I am John Mathews.
It's possible that he's a duplicate.
What are you saying, Grandpa?
Just a minute.
Do you remember when I was a child..
..I had a mole on my left waist where you used to tickle me?
Look at this.
Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle.
Yes.
Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle.
Here.
Same to same?
Just a minute. Just a minute.
Yes. Do you remember when I was1 8 years old..
..I'd got a tattoo and you got very angry?
Do you remember?
Look at this. Look at this, Grandpa.
It's the same tattoo.
On the back.
He has a tattoo on his back as well.
Okay, Grandpa.
Only the Mathews family has the copyright..
..of the proof I'll show you now.
Oh. Let's see.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
You too have seven?
But he has only five of them.
At least you tell me who am I if not John Mathews.
I don't know who you are.
But you're not John.
You're not John Mathews.
You're not John. You're not John Mathews.
You don't have to feel bad about it.
I just asked for my name.
Who am I?
Breaking all the lock and key.
Leaving everything aside.
Breaking all the lock and key.
Leaving everything aside.
I've come to meet you.
Your beloved has come to meet you.
Breaking all the lock and key.
Leaving everything aside.
Breaking all the lock and key.
Leaving everything aside.
I've come to meet you.
Your beloved has come to meet you.
Mangu.
Mangu wants mangu.
Kiran! I'm coming!
K..Kiran!
I think his memory's back.
Oh God!
Raj, you're doomed.
Kiran, I've come. I've brought the proof.
Nunnu has done it.
I'm so happy, Kiran. I'm so happy.
In a few moments there will be you, me, this house and these cars.
The one who won't be here is your fraud husband.
What is this, Raj?
Kiran threw you out even before I showed the photographs?
Hurry up, Kiran. Otherwise, we'll miss the flight.
I don't want to miss my second honeymoon at any cost.
Kiran!
Baby! Baby! Baby!
I'm so happy.
You've made me very happy today.
I love you.
Let's go.
I love you. Love you.
That's great, Raj.
Nice big house, nice wife, nice big cars.
That's great.
Ouch. - Ouch?
What happened?
But.. - Let's go. Let's go enjoy ourselves.
Let's enjoy.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
'I wish this camera would've fallen a second later.'
'Or Kiran and I would've left a second earlier.'
'But that didn't happen.'
K..Kiran!
Kiran!
K..Kiran!
K.. Kiran!
K.. Kiran! My dear..
K..
Kiran!
Bebo!
What a Bebo!
Bebo!
What a Bebo!
I met her here. I met her here and there.
How did I meet her? Where did I meet her?
I met her here. I met her here and there.
Bebo! Bebo! Bebo!
I met her here. I met her here and there.
How did I meet her? Where did I meet her?
I met her here. I met her here and there.
Bebo! Bebo! Bebo!
Let it be. Let the fragrance of love spread.
I lost my heart when I saw you.
Yes, you've got the look. You're my beloved.
Where are you going? Hold on.
You've got the look. Got the look. Yes, you've got the look.
You're my beloved.
Where are you going? Hold on.
You've got the look. Got the look. Yes, you've got the look.
She resides in my dreams.
She's a little crazy.
She's still unaware of my restless heart.
He doesn't listen to me.
He's crazy.
I fear this might create a saga.
Let it be. Don't stop me. Let me go away.
I lost my heart when I saw you.
Yes, you've got the look. You're my beloved.
Where are you going? Hold on.
You've got the look. Got the look. Yes, you've got the look.
Bari Barsi had gone out, he brought back Bebo.
Yes, you got the look. You are my beloved.
Where are you going? Hold on.
You've got the look. Got the look. Yes, you've got the look.
Bebo!
What a Bebo!
Bebo!
What a Bebo!
Bebo!
Dolly. Dolly. Dolly. Dolly! Dolly!